You Want Manly?
I'll give you manly. Jason Varitek just hit a game-tying home run, rounded the bases with great purpose (Don Orscillo said, "The Captain hits a home run!"), strode into the dugout and proceeded to. . . wait for it. . . eat a little cup of applesauce. He peeled back the foil, cupped it in his calloused, athelete man-hand, and ate applesauce with a little plastic spoon. It was adorable. Then he put his catcher gear back on, strode back onto the field, and, he is the captain after all, began to direct the other players. Seriously. Too cute.